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This page lists out all deaths that take place in Tails Gets Trolled.

Notes

  • Last words are taken chronologically.
  • Group kills include all kills from the members from that group that couldn't be identified as directly done by a specific member, such as kills done by unnamed christians/satanists, the corpses in Cheeto Man's pipeline or the trolls slayied by the troll slayier's.
  • In the body count section, the number in parenthesis indicate the sum of kills that were already counted as kills by specific members (the sum of both is the total body count of that group). Groups contained inside another group are counted just like individual members (like troll face's group inside the trolls). Suicides don't count in this sum.
  • Kills made by a Neutral's puppets are counted as a kill by the user with the exception of Miladox.
  • The tables list out visible on-screen deaths including deaths mentioned by other characters (such as Porkchop or the Donald family hitman). Characters that are presumed dead are avoided when possible, though some are still listed such as Sillous if there is a reasonable way to assume that they have passed. Some characters (such as Troll King and the village of Alferd, Shadow and the villagers in Chapter 11) are assumed to have higher kill counts but only their on-screen deaths are totaled here.

To-do

  • Verify number of corpses in Cheeto Man's pipe
  • Verify number of people in the city of Alferd
  • Verify number of experiments Eggman performed

Chapter 1

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Dick Taker

Shadow
(Kill #: 1)
Throat slit Buried by Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails "ah..... i was just joking about what i said about you and your freind before" Page 9

Butter Tits

Shadow
(Kill #: 2)
Stabbed and cut Buried by Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails "im sorry i wont troll again i promise" Page 9

Kei-so

Sonic
(Kill #: 1)
Kicked in half ??? "where he go?" Page 18

Toke '

Sonic
(Kill #: 2)
Head punched through ??? "nooooo!! why did you kill him? i love him" Page 18

Brandon

Shadow
(Kill #: 3)
Stabbed offscreen ??? "shes a bitch that fucks all the fags in town. because that bitch of yours has a dick" Page 19

PussySlayer9000

Luigi
(Kill #: 1)
Head crushed underfoot ??? "yea what the fuck are you anyways? you dam abomination. lol hes got a big mouth. i bet hes good at. you know sucking" Page 21

Austin

Mario
(Kill #: 1)
Crushed by hammer ??? "your one fat looking fat guy" Page 21
  • Deaths thus far: 7 (7 this chapter)

Chapter 2

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Tooth D. Cay

Bowser
(Kill #: 1)
Burned to death ??? "ummm we didn't mean anything with our insults" Page 6

Concave Headed Mother Fucker

Bowser
(Kill #: 2)
Head crushed with hand ??? "im so so so sorry if you let me live ill suck your dick" Page 7
  • Deaths thus far: 9 (2 this chapter)

Chapter 3

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Daffy

Shadow
(Kill #: 4)
Shot in the head Taken by Elmer "hey bugs" Page 9

Bugs

Shadow
(Kill #: 5)
Multiple headshots Taken by Elmer "NO!!!!!" Page 11

Eggman

Sonic
(Kill #: 3)
Stabbed through back Taken by trolls, then taken by Elmer "whats the 2nd thing?" Page 15

Oxsist

Troll King
(Kill #: 1)
Stabbed in chest offscreen ??? "listen we all have to deal with our wrong choices in life. and i will make up for mine by getting the city back" Page 19
  • Deaths thus far: 13 (4 this chapter)

Notes

  • It can be presumed that Troll King killed a larger number of villagers from Oxsist's village when they attempted to take back the city

Chapter 4

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Cream

Luigi
(Kill #: 2)
Burned to death ??? "ahhhhh arm... i think it might be broke" Page 9

Espio

Luigi
(Kill #: 3)
Head crushed by hammer ??? "nooo!!!!!" Page 12

Emerl

Troll King
(Kill #: 2)
Bisected with spear Reverse engineered chest taken by Luigi arm given to Troll King "oh shit.... well im dead" Page 16

Sonic

Troll King
(Kill #: 3)
Beheaded in bare hand Taken by Troll Face and used as a sex doll, then taken by Coyote "look out!!!!" Page 17
  • Deaths thus far: 17 (4 this chapter)

Chapter 5

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Luigi

Troll King
(Kill #: 4)
Brain turned off, then raped to death by Troll Face offscreen Taken by Troll Face, thouroughly raped, then taken by Fudd "NOOO! im gonna kill you, i will kill all of you with this star!!!!" Page 9

Porkchop

The Trolls
(Kill #: 1)
Gangbanged to death ??? N/A Page 14

Sillous

Troll King
(Kill #: 5)
Unknown, offscreen ??? "alright" Page 17 (last seen)

William

The Man in the Ice
(Kill #: 1)
Slashed by sword ??? "run!!!" Page 20
  • Deaths thus far: 21 (4 this chapter)

Notes

  • Sillous is assumed to have died alongside Oxsist in their attempt to take back Alferd

Chapter 6

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Two trolls

Rob
(Kill #: 1 & 2)
Burned to death Scorched N/A Page 13

Troll

Elmer Fudd
(Kill #: 1)
Head shot off ??? N/A Page 14

The Man in the Ice
Unknown Preserved in ice by Troll King, bisected later by Coyote "sir i killed him" Page 17

Teemo

Knuckles
(Kill #: 1)
Shot out of cannon Revived "wait how is this gonna work if knuckle's doesn't even know where the trolls are?" Page 20
  • Deaths thus far: 26 (5 this chapter)

Chapter 7

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Bleach

Mario
(Kill #: 2)
Head bashed and burned Cremated "what?" Page 4

Kario

Mario
(Kill #: 3)
Head bashed with bat Cremated "i come from a group that is called the troll's the saying trolls be trollin is from there" Page 5
  • Deaths thus far: 28 (2 this chapter)

Chapter 8

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Snoopy

The Trolls
(Kill #: 2)
Gangbanged to death ??? N/A Page 3

Markus

Jacko
(Kill #: 1)
Shot in the head ??? "i dont even know whats going on?" Page 6

Underbite Troll

Chinese John
(Kill #: 1)
Beheaded "Alive" in The Underworld "no!!!" Page 9

Chinese John

Elmer Fudd
(Kill #: 2)
Head shot off ??? "noooooooooooooooo!!!" Page 10

The Joker

Batman
(Kill #: 1)
Unknown, offscreen ??? N/A Page 15

Batman's Parents
Alfred's goons
(Kill #: 1 & 2)
Shot offscreen ??? N/A Page 15

Alfred

Batman
(Kill #: 2)
Unknown, offscreen ??? (Telling batman he was in a group called the trolls) Page 15

Tweety Bird

Sylvester
(Kill #: 1)
Unknown, offscreen Kept as a puppet, crushed by a troll N/A Page 17
  • Deaths thus far: 37 (9 this chapter)

Chapter 9

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Bob
Failed the blood trial Became Kelic's puppet "what are you people blabbing about?" Page 5

John
Failed the blood trial Became Kelic's puppet "only he can past judgement on all our souls. there is no other god," Page 5

Keven
Failed the blood trial Became Kelic's puppet "when are we gonna start the ritual? what the gently cares is with that?" Page 5

October
Failed the blood trial Became Kelic's puppet "our shollow souls will see judgement" Page 5

Bill
Failed the blood trial Became Kelic's puppet "our fates are in his hands" Page 5

Jarry

Tom
(Kill #: 1)
Fed poisonous milk Became Tom's puppet "ughhhhhhhhhh" Page 9

Pastor Henrey
Unknown, offscreen Briefly used by Porky, became Kelic's puppet N/A Page 12

Hamy & Pepperon Pig

Christians
(Kill #: 1 & 2)
Dismembered offscreen Cooked into bacon N/A Page 14

Petunia

Father Bartholomew
(Kill #: 3)
Shot through head Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester "can you hold him real quick he needs to be changed" Page 17

Porky Jr.

Father Bartholomew
(Kill #: 4)
Shot through head Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester N/A Page 17

Porky

Porky
(Kill #: 1)
Suicide by hanging Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester "sure, hey little guy i missed you so much" Page 20

Bjorn

Christians
(Kill #: 5)
Unknown, offscreen Became Kelic's puppet "we can't let you kill them" Page 21

Lettuce Head

Christians
(Kill #: 6)
Unknown, offscreen Became Kelic's puppet "satan is the only lord and he doesn't favor christians so die!!" Page 21

Father Bartholomew

Satanists
(Kill #: 1)
unknown, offscreen Became Kelic's puppet "this is for GOD!!!" Page 21

Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan

Satanists
(Kill #: 2)
unknown, offscreen Became Kelic's puppet "satanist, well then if you plan to get in our way we shall smite you in the name of the lord." Page 21
  • Deaths thus far: 53 (16 this chapter)

Chapter 10

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Kelic

Demaro
(Kill #: 1)
Arms broken, then torn in two in bare hand by Addy Taken by Demaro, then taken by Coyote "damnit you sent your monster to break my arms so i couldn't fight back" Page 1
  • Deaths thus far: 54 (1 this chapter)

Chapter 11

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page
Trolls / Cheeto Man's captors
The Defenders
(Kill #: ?)
Unknown Unknown N/A Page 4

~13 villagers

Shadow
(Kill #: 6-18)
Blasted to oblivion Disintegrated "what is that in the sky?" (Little Timmy)
"huh?" (red shirted man)
Page 6
Trolls
Vivian
(Kill #: ?)
Unknown Unknown N/A Page 10
Donald Family Hitman
Troll Face
(Kill #: 1)
Raped then killed by unknown means Presumably kept as a sex toy N/A Page 15

Rosie ODonald

The Trolls
(Kill #: 3)
Forced to watch Twilight, hitting critical levels of retardedness ??? Ahhhhherrrrr... Pleaaasee... Pleaaase give me morrrrrrreeeee!!!... Page 15
  • Deaths thus far: 69 (15 this chapter)

Notes

  • 7 villagers shown at first plus one extra counting the pregnant woman's unborn child totaling 8, then 5 later on. The count might be 14 depending on if the final skeleton is considered to be different from one of the 5 present. For the count it is assumed that there are 13 villagers present.
  • Cheeto Man mentions to Tails that The Defenders saved him from captivity from The Trolls and slaughtered the captors. It is unknown how many trolls were slain as well as whether or not the story is accurate to begin with at this point.

Chapter 12

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Android Garry

Demaro
(Kill #: -)
Trapped in sphere, then crushed Obliterated "this can't hold me forever" Page 18
  • Deaths thus far: 69 (0 this chapter)

Notes

  • Garry's android is by technicality an extension of himself and not its own being, so it is not counted as an actual death, but it is listed here just to note it.

Chapter 13

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Garry

Miladox
(Kill #: 1)
Inadvertantly taken into Miladox's world, torn to pieces Soul sucked out, freed by Coyote later "GOOOOOOSG YOU PEICE OF SHIT HAAASDAD YOU FUCKUU ASS HOLE!! YOU FUCKING DICK AHHH HOGOGO ITS HURTS SO MUCH!!... ahhh holy fuck, this fucking hurts" Page 6

Troll

Silver
(Kill #: 1)
Cage dropped Blown into bits N/A Page 13

Ernie
Unknown Became Sylvester's puppet N/A Page 14

Foghorn Leghorn
Unknown Became Sylvester's puppet N/A Page 14

Big Bird
Unknown Became Sylvester's puppet N/A Page 14

Penguins of Madagascar: Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, & Private.
Unknown Became Sylvester's puppet N/A Page 14

Hector
Unknown Became Tom's puppet N/A Page 15

Spike (T&J) & Tyke
Unknown Became Tom's puppet N/A Page 15

Spike (LT) & Chester
Unknown Became Tom's puppet N/A Page 15

Granny

Tom
(Kill #: 2)
Killed to spite Sylvester Became Tom's puppet N/A Page 15

~7 caged trolls

Silver
(Kill #: 2-8)
Stabbed with a spear ??? "AHHHHH!! Help ME!" (Nathen Fredrick Tailor "NFT") Page 16

Orompolisteranicumdumporistalinocopoliosis

Tom
(Kill #: 3)
Crushed with Spike ??? "ahahahahah the same thing happened to me" Page 17

xX_ShadowGamer_Xx

Sylvester
(Kill #: 2)
Crushed with Big Bird ??? "oh shitty balls" Page 17
  • Deaths thus far: 93 (24 this chapter)

Chapter 14

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Troll

Tom
(Kill #: 4)
Eaten by Tom's dogs ??? N/A Page 3

Troll

Tom
(Kill #: 5)
Neck broken by Granny ??? N/A Page 3

Hacker Troll

Sylvester
(Kill #: 3)
Killed by Ernie the Chicken ??? "NO I DON'T WANNA DIE I'M A VIRGIN! HHHHAHHAHAHAH!" Page 4
12 Mentioned Trolls
Sylvester
(Kill #: 4-15)
Offscreen. Sylvester says he has killed 14 trolls, adding 12 offscreen deaths ??? N/A Page 4
2 Mentioned Trolls
Tom
(Kill #: 6-7)
Offscreen. Sylvester says Tom has killed 5 trolls, adding 2 offscreen deaths ??? N/A Page 4

Hump in the fuck

Tom
(Kill #: 8)
Neck broken by Granny ??? "i don't know what i stepped on but it was kind of nasty yeah yeah, i follow the beat with my meat, i got so much swag" Page 5

Chip

Silver
(Kill #: 9)
Stabbed with a spear ??? "please don't kill me, i have a pet turtle at home that needs me, please i will blow you if i have to. aahhhhhhhhh Page 6

Road Runner

Shadow
(Kill #: 19)
Shot in the head Became Coyote's puppet, then destroyed by Troll Face "Beep Beep! Beep Beep!" Page 13

Rigor Mortpiss

Elmer Fudd & Luigi
(Kill #: 3)
Burned to death using Luigi's corpse ??? "what the hell!!" Page 16

Trolls in the morgue

Elmer Fudd & Luigi
(Kill #: 4 & 5)
Burned to death using Luigi's corpse ??? ".....oh my god! shit" (Vinny the Piss) Page 17
  • Deaths thus far: 116 (23 this chapter)

Chapter 15

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Sylvester

Troll Face
(Kill #: 2)
Had Sylvester take a bullet for Tom and shot the former as a result. Retrieved by silver "Because I consider you family and I would do anything for family, all that stuff I said and did was just to give you something to better your self with, if I was always your rival then you would always try to surpass me. I hhhhhhh I've always respected you tom... i.....hhhHHHH......f..ahhhhhh.." Page 21
  • Deaths thus far: 117 (1 this chapter)

Chapter 16

No deaths.

Chapter 17

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Bluebert

Troll King
(Kill #: 5)
Head popped open ??? "It's not like he tore off your arm like Luigi lol. Shadow hasn't done anything to you, he's just a fucking noob." Page 8

Slick Pete

Slick Pete
(Kill #: 1)
Overdosed on sleeping pills ??? "Hey man, i heard you can get really high off of sleeping pills. And what will make us cooler then the other kids? We will swallow a whole bottles worth of it." Page 14

Doug Walken

Doug Walken
(Kill #: 1)
Overdosed on sleeping pills ??? "Yeah man, even know it said for under aged kids to not do it, and to not take more then 2 pills or risk of dying. But we're gonna do it anyways, cuzz we are so cool. Hell yeeeahhh." Page 14
  • Deaths thus far: 120 (3 this chapter)

Chapter 18

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Jim's Prostitute
Mentioned to be shot ??? N/A Page 12
  • Deaths thus far: 121 (1 this chapter)

Chapter 19

No deaths.

Chapter 20

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Amy

The Defenders
(Kill #: 1)
Killed offscreen for having the clap Buried by Shdaow. "Knuckles, let go.." Page 17

Rouge

The Defenders
(Kill #: 2)
Killed offscreen for having the clap Burnt by Shadow "Yeaaaahhh..." Page 17

Candy Kong

The Defenders
(Kill #: 3)
Killed offscreen for having the clap Burnt by Shadow "I'm sure you finna enjoy it more here in a few baby." Page 17

Patty

The Defenders
(Kill #: 4)
Killed offscreen for having the clap Burnt by Shadow "Yeah, you're right. But i'm pretty fucking happy i didn't make a move, id rather not go through the akwardness of him trying to explain why his dick didn't work hahahaa." Page 17

Jessy

The Defenders
(Kill #: 5)
Killed offscreen for having the clap Burnt by Shadow "That, was, amazing..." Page 17

A Toad

The Defenders
(Kill #: 6)
Unknown Burnt by Shadow N/A Page 17

Birdo

The Defenders
(Kill #: 7)
Unknown Burnt by Shadow N/A Page 17

Tyler

The Defenders
(Kill #: 8)
Unknown Burnt by Shadow N/A Page 17

25 Pipeline corpses

The Defenders
(Kill #: 9-33)
Unknown Burnt by Shadow N/A Page 17
  • Deaths thus far: 154 (33 this chapter)

Chapter 21

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

THE Mr. Butt Fairy

Demaro
(Kill #: 3)
Head ripped off with toxic vines Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "AHHHHHHHHHH!! WHHHHHYYY YOOUUUUUUU SOOOOOOOO MAAADD!!" Page 9

Baby Troll

Jacko
(Kill #: 2)
Head smashed by thrown bottle ??? N/A Page 11

Jolly Green Faggot
A lion
(Kill #: 1)
Head eaten Is somehow alive? "I can't seem to go any further! There seems to be a wall in my path!" Page 12

Jacko

Demaro
(Kill #: 4)
Body torn apart by spikes Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Ohh, I love it when you make it tighter baby, harder!! OH GOD HARDER!! Fuck yeah!" Page 14

LOUD FUCK

Demaro
(Kill #: 5)
Stepped on a trap set before Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Ohh no... ohhh noo.. I made, a mistake! Oh crud, I made a mistake. OHH FUCK!! WE MADE A FUCKING MISTAKE!!! Wha.. Ohh no, no no no.. Oh no no no NO!! Oh FUCK!! FUCK NOOO!!! AHHHHHH!!" Page 17

Varic

Demaro
(Kill #: 6)
Sliced apart after his power up Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "......Daaaaaaaang.." Page 18

Sneed

Demaro
(Kill #: 7)
Sliced apart after his power up Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Oh!! Shitty balls on a turkey sandwich! Well you're fucked no! Don't believe me? Look! Our backup as arrived, bitch" Page 18

Whitebeard

Demaro
(Kill #: 8)
Sliced apart after his power up Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Lol look at that bitch running, bitch. Such a bitch, bitch." Page 18

Jayce

Demaro
(Kill #: 9)
Sliced apart after his power up Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Shouldn't we be fighting that guy over there?" Page 18

Aubrey Cat

Demaro
(Kill #: 10)
Sliced apart after his power up Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Woah.. Why is u so faq-n mahd brrrrew?" Page 18

Goobie

Demaro
(Kill #: 11)
Hit with a ball of strings Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "We just got here, but I'm really wishing we didn't..." Page 19

Sheldon "Also wants to be MegaMan" Black

Demaro
(Kill #: 12)
Sliced in half with strings Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "What?? He shouldn't have been done move his there arm like dat. How? Huh? HOW!!?" Page 19

Four trolls

Demaro
(Kill #: 13-17)
Exploded with strings Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. N/A Page 20
  • Deaths thus far: 170 (16 this chapter)

Chapter 22

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Troll

Demaro & Dusk Hunter
(Kill #: 18 / 1)
Fed to Dusk Hunter Eaten. Soul sucked in by Miladox, later released "Help!" Page 2

Expert Dick Sucker

Demaro
(Kill #: 19)
Stabbed in the throat Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "I suck dick... I can suck a mean dick... Please don't kill me. I'm really good at sucking dick. I'll suck your dick if you let me go.. Your big beasty dick!"
"Ugh.."
Page 3

Three trolls

Demaro
(Kill #: 20-22)
Exploded with strings Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. N/A Page 4

Ginger Bread & Blue Bitch

Demaro
(Kill #: 23-24)
Poisoned with vines Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "HOLY SHITTTT! AHHHHH"
"Well shit..."
Page 4

Two random people
Unknown Kept in Coyote's book, used as human shields and destroyed N/A Page 8

Sneed & Master Queef

Demaro & Coyote
(Kill #: 25-26 / 1-2)
Thrown in front of Demaro's attack by Coyote Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "I'm gonna miss Call of Duty most of all" -Sneed
"...I'm sure it's no surprise of what game i prefer.. Gears of War of course!" -Master Queef
Page 9

Jeff

Demaro
(Kill #: 27)
Head ripped off by a vine Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "I will carry on your legacy.... My name is Jeff." Page 9

(You)

Demaro
(Kill #: 28)
Bisected with Demaro/Miladox's claw Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "..God damn it, why doesn't Lazerbot listen to me.. DERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!" Page 10

Patreoll

Demaro
(Kill #: 29)
Neck broken with a kick Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "Man! You've laid me out like I was Ronda Rousey.. Bam, K.O! There goes my fighting career.." Page 13

Grapeface

Demaro
(Kill #: 30)
Back slashed with his claw Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. "...I'm ready, take me... Lord Shrek, take me home...... Shrek..." Page 17
  • Deaths thus far: 185 (15 this chapter)

Chapter 23

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

A Poppy Bros Jr.

Miladox
(Kill #: 2)
Slashed to death Soul eaten, later released. "..What the eff man.. Where the doggy guy at?" Page 3

Three Poppy Bros Jr.

Miladox
(Kill #: 3-5)
Slashed to death Souls eaten, later released "HOLY SHIT!" Page 4

A Goomba

Miladox
(Kill #: 6)
Slashed to death Soul eaten, later released. "Oh hell no" Page 11
  • Deaths thus far: 190 (5 this chapter)

Chapter 24

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page
"A lot of people"
Hulk
(Kill #: ??)
Claimed by Hulk to be slaiyed ??? ??? Page 3

Eddy

Troll King
(Kill #: 6)
Jaw broken, thrown at tree Left in the jungle "....Ahhhhhhh!!!..." Page 6

A lizard

Alex
(Kill #: 1)
Crushed to death ??? N/A Page 7

Machick

Elmer Fudd & Luigi
(Kill #: 6)
Burned to death with Luigi's fire ??? "Let, the fuck, go of me! You damn Denisovan! ...Shit!" Page 11

Helgrim

Hindo
(Kill #: 1)
Struck by demonic energy ??? "...We will meet again, in the afterlife... My Brother..." Page 19

Hindo

Coyote
(Kill #: 4)
Slammed through fortress roof "Alive" in The Underworld "..What the fuck is happening!?" Page 22

Two random people
Unknown Put in morgue taken by Coyote N/A Page 23

Heimerdinger

Coyote & Garry
(Kill #: 5)
Burned to death with Magma Garry's corpse in rage Revived later "Garry, what's going on out there? ...Wait!! Garry, no!!" Page 25

Captured specimen

Eggman
(Kill #: 1)
Experimented on Placed into "Unviable Objects" storage N/A Page 26

Pyro

Eggman
(Kill #: 2)
Experimented on ??? N/A Page 28

Sonichu

Coyote
(Kill #: 6)
"Bomb inside body pierced with string lance and detonated" ??? "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!.." Page 34
  • Deaths thus far: 201 (11 this chapter)

Notes

  • Previously did not count Hindo as a death until it was later confirmed in Chapter 25 that Coyote's attack had killed him and sent him to Hell

Chapter 25

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Patrick

Saralite
(Kill #: 1)
Restrained and impaled through chest with spirit strings At Hollow's End "SPONGEBOB!! DON'T LET HER DO THIS!" Page 10

Arthur's friends and family (excluding Pal and D.W)

Troll Face's Group
(Kill #: 8)
Raped and killed Unknown "....I don't know who you are but back off!!.." (David)
"..Guys, i have a really bad feeling...." (Binky)
Page 14

Pal

Troll Face
(Kill # 3)
Raped and killed Unknown "..........?" Page 14

Boyfriend

Hulk
(Kill #: 1)
Head crushed by boulder Unknown "Hey shithead! Beep boop, suck my dick, asshole!" Page 28
  • Deaths thus far: 212 (11 this chapter)

Chapter 25.5

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Sister Fister

Minion
(Kill #: 1)
Shot by crossbow Left in burning church "..The Lord has given me the strength to stand strong against evil men, and the groundless threats that come from them! ..You must be held accountable for your wicked ways, and your wrong doings. Your soul will be judged by God, to be condemmed back to hell from which you came, demon!.." Page 2

Al Sex

Minion
(Kill #: 2)
Slashed by skeleton Left in burning church "...You wretched servant of Satan! I will have justice for the murders of Sister Fister and my brother Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol-

-'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan!!"

Page 3

Mrs No Kisses

Minion
(Kill #: 3)
Shot by crossbow Left in burning church "Betrayal of the Church!! You both are exiled!!" Page 4

Vinny the Piss

Brogan
(Kill #: 1)
Head crushed by bat Left in burning church "....I'll find you, Maggie!.." Page 6

Brian Damage

Sinu
(Kill #: 1)
Raised into air and crushed by Sinu's powers Left in burning church "..Ok!... Ok!!... We've received your message, loud and clear!... Now, please leave our Church!... There need be no more killing this night!.." Page 7

Bob of Booey

Minion
(Kill #: 4)
Shot by crossbow Left in burning church N/A Page 7

Radiant Tanner

Either Chris Chin or Evangeline
(Kill #: ??)
Struck with molotov, burned to death Left in burning church !...Lord, please have mercy on our souls!..."
"...AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!.."
Page 7

Perky Jackson

Tom
(Kill #: 9)
Head blasted off with shotgun Left in Cocoa Jungle "Ahhh .... Holy shit... fucking shit balls..." Page 23

Jasper

Tom
(Kill #: 10)
Blasted by shotgun Left in Cocoa Jungle "First my nose? Now my life? What more are you gonna take from me?" Page 23

A hell hound

Pori
(Kill #: 1)
Cleaved Evaporated N/A Page 25

Kryzeal

Pori
(Kill #: 2)
Cleaved Evaporated "Lend me your power, Lord Satan!!" Page 26

Hogwart

A hell hound
(Kill #: 1)
Spine ripped out Left in Cocoa Jungle "Watch out!! Behind you!!" Page 28

Tom

A hell hound
(Kill #: 2)
Decapitated Left in Cocoa Jungle "Guys!! Escape while I hold him down! You have to make things right! End this fucking curse!" Page 29
  • Deaths thus far: 225 (13 this chapter)

Chapter 26

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Troll 3

Spongebob
(Kill #: 1)
Shot in the face with a shuriken ??? That was some magician magic trick shit. Like, that dude flashed into some grass. Like woah. Page 3

Troll 2

Male driver
(Kill #: 1)
Hit by a car ??? What the fuck!!! He's dead!! Ahhhhh!! Page 4

Troll 1

Spongebob
(Kill #: 2)
Slashed in half with a katana ??? I don't know who that is!! this is not fair..it's unjustified.. Page 4
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At least 12 trolls

The Troll Slaiyers
(Kill #: 1-12)
Unknown, mutilated Left mutilated in the jungle N/A Page 10
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At least 7 trolls

The Troll Slaiyers
(Kill #: 13-19)
Unknown, mutilated Left mutilated in the jungle N/A Page 10

Two toads

Mario
(Kill #: 4-5)
Stabbed with their own spears ??? N/A Page 14

Wanda Bread

Hulk
(Kill #: 2)
Head smashed with bare hands ??? Yes!! Yes!! YES!! Page 18

3 trolls

The Troll Slaiyers
(Kill #: 20-22)
Unknown Left in the jungle N/A Page 23

Rabbit

Sonic
(Kill #: 4)
Broken neck Prepared for jerky and eaten N/A Page 27
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Panther

Tails
(Kill #: 1)
Blown up by rocket Body pieces left in jungle N/A Page 28
  • Deaths thus far: 255 (30 this chapter)

Chapter 27

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

FabGhettoZuko

Wilson
(Kill #: 1)
Neck snapped Cocked and eaten by Wilson and Willow woah hey! Easy on the neck buddy I just- Page 14

Nicky

Satanists
(Kill #: 3)
Unknown, scars on back Unknown I love you too.. Page 15

Barley

Minion
(Kill #: 5)
Shot through head Unknown "KZZT...What's going on--?" Page 22

Byron

Minion
(Kill #: 6)
Cleaved by axe Unknown "Who are you--? Why are you doing this?!" Page 23

Gale

Sinu
(Kill #: 2)
Speared through head Unknown "What the'--?" Page 24

Colette

Minion
(Kill #: 7)
Stabbed through chest Unknown "I bet it's gonna be a boy!" Page 25

Buzz

Minion
(Kill #: 8)
Exploded Unknown "...I couldn't save her. She's gone." Page 26

Jessie

Minion
(Kill #: 9)
Exploded Unknown "Colette..." Page 26

Sprout

Sinu
(Kill #: 3)
Impaled by Neutral Strings Unknown "Frank was a doctor?" Page 26

Brock

Sinu
(Kill #: 4)
Impaled by Neutral Strings Unknown "Let's dance, jackass!" Page 26

Penny

Minion
(Kill #: 10)
Shot by own cannon Unknown "You're gonna pay for that, bastard!" Page 26

Stu

Minion
(Kill #: 11)
Mobbed and hacked apart by skeletons Unknown "It'll ta-ta-take more than that to take down the Spec-Spec-Spectacular--!" Page 26

Spike (Brawl Stars)

Minion
(Kill #: 12)
Sliced to pieces by skeletons Unknown N/A Page 26

Lou

Minion
(Kill #: 13)
Melted/burned alive by skeletons Unknown "Poko is taking care of him. He's in good hands, trust me." Page 26

Piper and her unborn child

Sinu
(Kill #: 5 & 6)
Gutted by sword Given funeral, presumably buried "There must be a special place in hell for dirtbags like you. Page 26
  • Deaths thus far: 271 (16 this chapter)

Notes

  • For now, Pam is excluded since her situation is ambiguous as Colt mentions that she had hosted a cookout in the recent past.

Chapter 27.5

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

At least 5 people

The Troll Slaiyers
(Kill #: 23-27)
Unknown Skulls N/a Page 2

Teemo

Shadow
(Kill #: 20)
Shot multiple times Revived "Ok? I'm still confused. Are you trolling me man?" Page 3

7 additional Pipeline corpses

The Defenders
(Kill #: 34-40)
Unknown Burnt by Shadow N/a Page 6

6 people
Unknown Bodies sliced ??? "We finally made it. We're hair ya'll. We done made it at thuh gospel mill camp!" -Diana
"Aye! My planks and hooks enjoy it like the open sea. I enjoy me booty Arg!" -Warren
"You youngster don't know shit about ball busting. Or dick busting. Back in the war I got my dick blown off by a Cyclone back in 91, it was like nothing you've ever seen! Now get the fuck off my lawn you damn hooligan." -Steven
Page 14

Bear

Tails
(Kill #: 2)
Used dark powers to destroy heart ??? "What is this?... Did he transform into something else? This fox is stronger than I thought." Page 19

Trix Rabbit

Shadow
(Kill #: 21)
Slit throat ??? "I already sold the nerdy one for some crack! You don't have many friends left. Stop wasting time! Stop yelling at me! No!? You!! Crack!!" Page 23
  • Deaths thus far: 292 (21 this chapter)

Chapter 28

Character(s) killed Killer Method Corpse status Last words / Most recent dialogue Page

Woodstock

Shadow
(Kill #: 22)
Blasted to oblivion Dust "Fuck." Page 31

Batman

Shadow
(Kill #: 23)
Blasted to oblivion Dust "My arm. Damn it." Page 31

Skeeter

Shadow
(Kill #: 24)
Blasted to oblivion Dust "Cheeto Man will kill you if you run." Page 31

TJ

Shadow
(Kill #: 25)
Cruched by rubble Nothing but a head. "W-what the fuck was that?" Page 31
  • Deaths thus far: 296 (4 this chapter)

Notes

  • For now, Cheeto Man, Doug and Dexter will be excluded due to the possibility that they are still alive.

Body Counts

Character/Group Count Notability Deadliest member Notes

The Troll Slaiyers
27 (+29) Deadliest group.
Shadow
May be larger depending on amount of trolls killed in the troll camps. Kill sum does not count past members like Rob and Silver.

Satanists
3 (+51) Second deadliest group.
Demaro
May be larger depending on backstory, kill sum includes kills by demons like the hell hounds. Does not count Miladox' kills.

The Defenders
40 (+4)
Batman & Pori
May be larger depending on size of the pipeline and backstory.

Demaro
30 Deadliest character in the entire series. Potential +1 if Garry's android is counted.

The Trolls
3 (+23) Total sum does not include Luigi's kills.
Troll King

Shadow
25 Second deadliest character in the entire series. May be larger depending on population of the village destroyed.

Sylvester
15 Second deadliest neutral in the series behind Demaro.

Minion
13

Troll Face's Group
8 (+3)
Troll Face

Tom
10

Silver
9 May be larger depending on exact number of trolls captured in the cage.

Christians
4 (+2)
Father Bartholomew

Elmer Fudd
6

Miladox
6

Troll King
6 Deadliest of all trolls. May be larger based on number of Dragonborn slain and half of Alferd's population that were killed.

Coyote
6

Sinu
6

Mario
5

Sonic
4

Luigi
3 Only counting his own kills done alive.

Troll Face
3

Hell Hounds
2 (+0)
A hell hound

Eggman
2 May be larger depending on number of experiments.

Batman
2 Deadliest defender alongside Pori. May be larger depending on authenticity of his backstory as well as the exact number of his "loved ones" that he claimed to kill.

Hulk
2

Spongebob
2

Rob
2

Bowser
2

Jacko the Troll
2

Pori
2 Deadliest defender alongside Batman.

Father Bartholomew
2 Deadliest christian.

Tails
2

Hindo
1 May be larger depending on whether or not he had a hand in wiping out the Dragonborn.

Alex
1

Man in the Ice
1

Chinese John
1

Porky
1 Suicide.

Doug Walken
1 Suicide.

Slick Pete
1 Suicide.

Saralite
1

Brogan
1

Wilson
1

Blaze
? Dependent on number of trolls in cage (and assumes she stabbed one cage to death as Silver did one).

Vivian
? Dependent on number of trolls she killed after being trolled.

See also