List of deaths
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This page lists out all deaths that take place in Tails Gets Trolled.
Notes
- Last words are taken chronologically.
- Group kills include all kills from the members from that group that couldn't be identified as directly done by a specific member, such as kills done by unnamed christians/satanists, the corpses in Cheeto Man's pipeline or the trolls slayied by the troll slayier's.
- In the body count section, the number in parenthesis indicate the sum of kills that were already counted as kills by specific members (the sum of both is the total body count of that group). Groups contained inside another group are counted just like individual members (like troll face's group inside the trolls). Suicides don't count in this sum.
- Kills made by a Neutral's puppets are counted as a kill by the user with the exception of Miladox.
- The tables list out visible on-screen deaths including deaths mentioned by other characters (such as Porkchop or the Donald family hitman). Characters that are presumed dead are avoided when possible, though some are still listed such as Sillous if there is a reasonable way to assume that they have passed. Some characters (such as Troll King and the village of Alferd, Shadow and the villagers in Chapter 11) are assumed to have higher kill counts but only their on-screen deaths are totaled here.
To-do
- Verify number of corpses in Cheeto Man's pipe
- Verify number of people in the city of Alferd
- Verify number of experiments Eggman performed
Chapter 1
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Dick Taker |
Shadow (Kill #: 1) |
Throat slit | Buried by Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails | "ah..... i was just joking about what i said about you and your freind before" | Page 9 |
Butter Tits |
Shadow (Kill #: 2) |
Stabbed and cut | Buried by Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails | "im sorry i wont troll again i promise" | Page 9 |
Kei-so |
Sonic (Kill #: 1) |
Kicked in half | ??? | "where he go?" | Page 18 |
Toke ' |
Sonic (Kill #: 2) |
Head punched through | ??? | "nooooo!! why did you kill him? i love him" | Page 18 |
Brandon |
Shadow (Kill #: 3) |
Stabbed offscreen | ??? | "shes a bitch that fucks all the fags in town. because that bitch of yours has a dick" | Page 19 |
PussySlayer9000 |
Luigi (Kill #: 1) |
Head crushed underfoot | ??? | "yea what the fuck are you anyways? you dam abomination. lol hes got a big mouth. i bet hes good at. you know sucking" | Page 21 |
Austin |
Mario (Kill #: 1) |
Crushed by hammer | ??? | "your one fat looking fat guy" | Page 21 |
- Deaths thus far: 7 (7 this chapter)
Chapter 2
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Tooth D. Cay |
Bowser (Kill #: 1) |
Burned to death | ??? | "ummm we didn't mean anything with our insults" | Page 6 |
Concave Headed Mother Fucker |
Bowser (Kill #: 2) |
Head crushed with hand | ??? | "im so so so sorry if you let me live ill suck your dick" | Page 7 |
- Deaths thus far: 9 (2 this chapter)
Chapter 3
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Daffy |
Shadow (Kill #: 4) |
Shot in the head | Taken by Elmer | "hey bugs" | Page 9 |
Bugs |
Shadow (Kill #: 5) |
Multiple headshots | Taken by Elmer | "NO!!!!!" | Page 11 |
Eggman |
Sonic (Kill #: 3) |
Stabbed through back | Taken by trolls, then taken by Elmer | "whats the 2nd thing?" | Page 15 |
Oxsist |
Troll King (Kill #: 1) |
Stabbed in chest offscreen | ??? | "listen we all have to deal with our wrong choices in life. and i will make up for mine by getting the city back" | Page 19 |
- Deaths thus far: 13 (4 this chapter)
Notes
- It can be presumed that Troll King killed a larger number of villagers from Oxsist's village when they attempted to take back the city
Chapter 4
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cream |
Luigi (Kill #: 2) |
Burned to death | ??? | "ahhhhh arm... i think it might be broke" | Page 9 |
Espio |
Luigi (Kill #: 3) |
Head crushed by hammer | ??? | "nooo!!!!!" | Page 12 |
Emerl |
Troll King (Kill #: 2) |
Bisected with spear | Reverse engineered chest taken by Luigi arm given to Troll King | "oh shit.... well im dead" | Page 16 |
Sonic |
Troll King (Kill #: 3) |
Beheaded in bare hand | Taken by Troll Face and used as a sex doll, then taken by Coyote | "look out!!!!" | Page 17 |
- Deaths thus far: 17 (4 this chapter)
Chapter 5
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Luigi |
Troll King (Kill #: 4) |
Brain turned off, then raped to death by Troll Face offscreen | Taken by Troll Face, thouroughly raped, then taken by Fudd | "NOOO! im gonna kill you, i will kill all of you with this star!!!!" | Page 9 |
Porkchop |
The Trolls (Kill #: 1) |
Gangbanged to death | ??? | N/A | Page 14 |
Sillous |
Troll King (Kill #: 5) |
Unknown, offscreen | ??? | "alright" | Page 17 (last seen) |
William |
The Man in the Ice (Kill #: 1) |
Slashed by sword | ??? | "run!!!" | Page 20 |
- Deaths thus far: 21 (4 this chapter)
Notes
- Sillous is assumed to have died alongside Oxsist in their attempt to take back Alferd
Chapter 6
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Two trolls |
Rob (Kill #: 1 & 2) |
Burned to death | Scorched | N/A | Page 13 |
Troll |
Elmer Fudd (Kill #: 1) |
Head shot off | ??? | N/A | Page 14 |
The Man in the Ice |
Unknown | Preserved in ice by Troll King, bisected later by Coyote | "sir i killed him" | Page 17 | |
Teemo |
Knuckles (Kill #: 1) |
Shot out of cannon | Revived | "wait how is this gonna work if knuckle's doesn't even know where the trolls are?" | Page 20 |
- Deaths thus far: 26 (5 this chapter)
Chapter 7
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Bleach |
Mario (Kill #: 2) |
Head bashed and burned | Cremated | "what?" | Page 4 |
Kario |
Mario (Kill #: 3) |
Head bashed with bat | Cremated | "i come from a group that is called the troll's the saying trolls be trollin is from there" | Page 5 |
- Deaths thus far: 28 (2 this chapter)
Chapter 8
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Snoopy |
The Trolls (Kill #: 2) |
Gangbanged to death | ??? | N/A | Page 3 |
Markus |
Jacko (Kill #: 1) |
Shot in the head | ??? | "i dont even know whats going on?" | Page 6 |
Underbite Troll |
Chinese John (Kill #: 1) |
Beheaded | "Alive" in The Underworld | "no!!!" | Page 9 |
Chinese John |
Elmer Fudd (Kill #: 2) |
Head shot off | ??? | "noooooooooooooooo!!!" | Page 10 |
The Joker |
Batman (Kill #: 1) |
Unknown, offscreen | ??? | N/A | Page 15 |
Batman's Parents |
Alfred's goons (Kill #: 1 & 2) |
Shot offscreen | ??? | N/A | Page 15 |
Alfred |
Batman (Kill #: 2) |
Unknown, offscreen | ??? | (Telling batman he was in a group called the trolls) | Page 15 |
Tweety Bird |
Sylvester (Kill #: 1) |
Unknown, offscreen | Kept as a puppet, crushed by a troll | N/A | Page 17 |
- Deaths thus far: 37 (9 this chapter)
Chapter 9
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Bob |
Failed the blood trial | Became Kelic's puppet | "what are you people blabbing about?" | Page 5 | |
John |
Failed the blood trial | Became Kelic's puppet | "only he can past judgement on all our souls. there is no other god," | Page 5 | |
Keven |
Failed the blood trial | Became Kelic's puppet | "when are we gonna start the ritual? what the gently cares is with that?" | Page 5 | |
October |
Failed the blood trial | Became Kelic's puppet | "our shollow souls will see judgement" | Page 5 | |
Bill |
Failed the blood trial | Became Kelic's puppet | "our fates are in his hands" | Page 5 | |
Jarry |
Tom (Kill #: 1) |
Fed poisonous milk | Became Tom's puppet | "ughhhhhhhhhh" | Page 9 |
Pastor Henrey |
Unknown, offscreen | Briefly used by Porky, became Kelic's puppet | N/A | Page 12 | |
Hamy & Pepperon Pig |
Christians (Kill #: 1 & 2) |
Dismembered offscreen | Cooked into bacon | N/A | Page 14 |
Petunia |
Father Bartholomew (Kill #: 3) |
Shot through head | Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester | "can you hold him real quick he needs to be changed" | Page 17 |
Porky Jr. |
Father Bartholomew (Kill #: 4) |
Shot through head | Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester | N/A | Page 17 |
Porky |
Porky (Kill #: 1) |
Suicide by hanging | Body taken by Satanists, then taken back by Sylvester | "sure, hey little guy i missed you so much" | Page 20 |
Bjorn |
Christians (Kill #: 5) |
Unknown, offscreen | Became Kelic's puppet | "we can't let you kill them" | Page 21 |
Lettuce Head |
Christians (Kill #: 6) |
Unknown, offscreen | Became Kelic's puppet | "satan is the only lord and he doesn't favor christians so die!!" | Page 21 |
Father Bartholomew |
Satanists (Kill #: 1) |
unknown, offscreen | Became Kelic's puppet | "this is for GOD!!!" | Page 21 |
Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan |
Satanists (Kill #: 2) |
unknown, offscreen | Became Kelic's puppet | "satanist, well then if you plan to get in our way we shall smite you in the name of the lord." | Page 21 |
- Deaths thus far: 53 (16 this chapter)
Chapter 10
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Kelic |
Demaro (Kill #: 1) |
Arms broken, then torn in two in bare hand by Addy | Taken by Demaro, then taken by Coyote | "damnit you sent your monster to break my arms so i couldn't fight back" | Page 1 |
- Deaths thus far: 54 (1 this chapter)
Chapter 11
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Trolls / Cheeto Man's captors | The Defenders (Kill #: ?) |
Unknown | Unknown | N/A | Page 4 |
~13 villagers |
Shadow (Kill #: 6-18) |
Blasted to oblivion | Disintegrated | "what is that in the sky?" (Little Timmy) "huh?" (red shirted man) |
Page 6 |
Trolls | Vivian (Kill #: ?) |
Unknown | Unknown | N/A | Page 10 |
Donald Family Hitman | Troll Face (Kill #: 1) |
Raped then killed by unknown means | Presumably kept as a sex toy | N/A | Page 15 |
Rosie ODonald |
The Trolls (Kill #: 3) |
Forced to watch Twilight, hitting critical levels of retardedness | ??? | Ahhhhherrrrr... Pleaaasee... Pleaaase give me morrrrrrreeeee!!!... | Page 15 |
- Deaths thus far: 69 (15 this chapter)
Notes
- 7 villagers shown at first plus one extra counting the pregnant woman's unborn child totaling 8, then 5 later on. The count might be 14 depending on if the final skeleton is considered to be different from one of the 5 present. For the count it is assumed that there are 13 villagers present.
- Cheeto Man mentions to Tails that The Defenders saved him from captivity from The Trolls and slaughtered the captors. It is unknown how many trolls were slain as well as whether or not the story is accurate to begin with at this point.
Chapter 12
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Android Garry |
Demaro (Kill #: -) |
Trapped in sphere, then crushed | Obliterated | "this can't hold me forever" | Page 18 |
- Deaths thus far: 69 (0 this chapter)
Notes
- Garry's android is by technicality an extension of himself and not its own being, so it is not counted as an actual death, but it is listed here just to note it.
Chapter 13
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Garry |
Miladox (Kill #: 1) |
Inadvertantly taken into Miladox's world, torn to pieces | Soul sucked out, freed by Coyote later | "GOOOOOOSG YOU PEICE OF SHIT HAAASDAD YOU FUCKUU ASS HOLE!! YOU FUCKING DICK AHHH HOGOGO ITS HURTS SO MUCH!!... ahhh holy fuck, this fucking hurts" | Page 6 |
Troll |
Silver (Kill #: 1) |
Cage dropped | Blown into bits | N/A | Page 13 |
Ernie |
Unknown | Became Sylvester's puppet | N/A | Page 14 | |
Foghorn Leghorn |
Unknown | Became Sylvester's puppet | N/A | Page 14 | |
Big Bird |
Unknown | Became Sylvester's puppet | N/A | Page 14 | |
Penguins of Madagascar: Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, & Private. |
Unknown | Became Sylvester's puppet | N/A | Page 14 | |
Hector |
Unknown | Became Tom's puppet | N/A | Page 15 | |
Spike (T&J) & Tyke |
Unknown | Became Tom's puppet | N/A | Page 15 | |
Spike (LT) & Chester |
Unknown | Became Tom's puppet | N/A | Page 15 | |
Granny |
Tom (Kill #: 2) |
Killed to spite Sylvester | Became Tom's puppet | N/A | Page 15 |
~7 caged trolls |
Silver (Kill #: 2-8) |
Stabbed with a spear | ??? | "AHHHHH!! Help ME!" (Nathen Fredrick Tailor "NFT") | Page 16 |
Orompolisteranicumdumporistalinocopoliosis |
Tom (Kill #: 3) |
Crushed with Spike | ??? | "ahahahahah the same thing happened to me" | Page 17 |
xX_ShadowGamer_Xx |
Sylvester (Kill #: 2) |
Crushed with Big Bird | ??? | "oh shitty balls" | Page 17 |
- Deaths thus far: 93 (24 this chapter)
Chapter 14
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Troll |
Tom (Kill #: 4) |
Eaten by Tom's dogs | ??? | N/A | Page 3 |
Troll |
Tom (Kill #: 5) |
Neck broken by Granny | ??? | N/A | Page 3 |
Hacker Troll |
Sylvester (Kill #: 3) |
Killed by Ernie the Chicken | ??? | "NO I DON'T WANNA DIE I'M A VIRGIN! HHHHAHHAHAHAH!" | Page 4 |
12 Mentioned Trolls | Sylvester (Kill #: 4-15) |
Offscreen. Sylvester says he has killed 14 trolls, adding 12 offscreen deaths | ??? | N/A | Page 4 |
2 Mentioned Trolls | Tom (Kill #: 6-7) |
Offscreen. Sylvester says Tom has killed 5 trolls, adding 2 offscreen deaths | ??? | N/A | Page 4 |
Hump in the fuck |
Tom (Kill #: 8) |
Neck broken by Granny | ??? | "i don't know what i stepped on but it was kind of nasty yeah yeah, i follow the beat with my meat, i got so much swag" | Page 5 |
Chip |
Silver (Kill #: 9) |
Stabbed with a spear | ??? | "please don't kill me, i have a pet turtle at home that needs me, please i will blow you if i have to. aahhhhhhhhh | Page 6 |
Road Runner |
Shadow (Kill #: 19) |
Shot in the head | Became Coyote's puppet, then destroyed by Troll Face | "Beep Beep! Beep Beep!" | Page 13 |
Rigor Mortpiss |
Elmer Fudd & Luigi (Kill #: 3) |
Burned to death using Luigi's corpse | ??? | "what the hell!!" | Page 16 |
Trolls in the morgue |
Elmer Fudd & Luigi (Kill #: 4 & 5) |
Burned to death using Luigi's corpse | ??? | ".....oh my god! shit" (Vinny the Piss) | Page 17 |
- Deaths thus far: 116 (23 this chapter)
Chapter 15
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Sylvester |
Troll Face (Kill #: 2) |
Had Sylvester take a bullet for Tom and shot the former as a result. | Retrieved by silver | "Because I consider you family and I would do anything for family, all that stuff I said and did was just to give you something to better your self with, if I was always your rival then you would always try to surpass me. I hhhhhhh I've always respected you tom... i.....hhhHHHH......f..ahhhhhh.." | Page 21 |
- Deaths thus far: 117 (1 this chapter)
Chapter 16
No deaths.
Chapter 17
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Bluebert |
Troll King (Kill #: 5) |
Head popped open | ??? | "It's not like he tore off your arm like Luigi lol. Shadow hasn't done anything to you, he's just a fucking noob." | Page 8 |
Slick Pete |
Slick Pete (Kill #: 1) |
Overdosed on sleeping pills | ??? | "Hey man, i heard you can get really high off of sleeping pills. And what will make us cooler then the other kids? We will swallow a whole bottles worth of it." | Page 14 |
Doug Walken |
Doug Walken (Kill #: 1) |
Overdosed on sleeping pills | ??? | "Yeah man, even know it said for under aged kids to not do it, and to not take more then 2 pills or risk of dying. But we're gonna do it anyways, cuzz we are so cool. Hell yeeeahhh." | Page 14 |
- Deaths thus far: 120 (3 this chapter)
Chapter 18
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Jim's Prostitute |
Mentioned to be shot | ??? | N/A | Page 12 |
- Deaths thus far: 121 (1 this chapter)
Chapter 19
No deaths.
Chapter 20
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Amy |
The Defenders (Kill #: 1) |
Killed offscreen for having the clap | Buried by Shdaow. | "Knuckles, let go.." | Page 17 |
Rouge |
The Defenders (Kill #: 2) |
Killed offscreen for having the clap | Burnt by Shadow | "Yeaaaahhh..." | Page 17 |
Candy Kong |
The Defenders (Kill #: 3) |
Killed offscreen for having the clap | Burnt by Shadow | "I'm sure you finna enjoy it more here in a few baby." | Page 17 |
Patty |
The Defenders (Kill #: 4) |
Killed offscreen for having the clap | Burnt by Shadow | "Yeah, you're right. But i'm pretty fucking happy i didn't make a move, id rather not go through the akwardness of him trying to explain why his dick didn't work hahahaa." | Page 17 |
Jessy |
The Defenders (Kill #: 5) |
Killed offscreen for having the clap | Burnt by Shadow | "That, was, amazing..." | Page 17 |
A Toad |
The Defenders (Kill #: 6) |
Unknown | Burnt by Shadow | N/A | Page 17 |
Birdo |
The Defenders (Kill #: 7) |
Unknown | Burnt by Shadow | N/A | Page 17 |
Tyler |
The Defenders (Kill #: 8) |
Unknown | Burnt by Shadow | N/A | Page 17 |
25 Pipeline corpses |
The Defenders (Kill #: 9-33) |
Unknown | Burnt by Shadow | N/A | Page 17 |
- Deaths thus far: 154 (33 this chapter)
Chapter 21
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
THE Mr. Butt Fairy |
Demaro (Kill #: 3) |
Head ripped off with toxic vines | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "AHHHHHHHHHH!! WHHHHHYYY YOOUUUUUUU SOOOOOOOO MAAADD!!" | Page 9 |
Baby Troll |
Jacko (Kill #: 2) |
Head smashed by thrown bottle | ??? | N/A | Page 11 |
Jolly Green Faggot |
A lion (Kill #: 1) |
Head eaten | Is somehow alive? | "I can't seem to go any further! There seems to be a wall in my path!" | Page 12 |
Jacko |
Demaro (Kill #: 4) |
Body torn apart by spikes | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Ohh, I love it when you make it tighter baby, harder!! OH GOD HARDER!! Fuck yeah!" | Page 14 |
LOUD FUCK |
Demaro (Kill #: 5) |
Stepped on a trap set before | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Ohh no... ohhh noo.. I made, a mistake! Oh crud, I made a mistake. OHH FUCK!! WE MADE A FUCKING MISTAKE!!! Wha.. Ohh no, no no no.. Oh no no no NO!! Oh FUCK!! FUCK NOOO!!! AHHHHHH!!" | Page 17 |
Varic |
Demaro (Kill #: 6) |
Sliced apart after his power up | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "......Daaaaaaaang.." | Page 18 |
Sneed |
Demaro (Kill #: 7) |
Sliced apart after his power up | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Oh!! Shitty balls on a turkey sandwich! Well you're fucked no! Don't believe me? Look! Our backup as arrived, bitch" | Page 18 |
Whitebeard |
Demaro (Kill #: 8) |
Sliced apart after his power up | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Lol look at that bitch running, bitch. Such a bitch, bitch." | Page 18 |
Jayce |
Demaro (Kill #: 9) |
Sliced apart after his power up | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Shouldn't we be fighting that guy over there?" | Page 18 |
Aubrey Cat |
Demaro (Kill #: 10) |
Sliced apart after his power up | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Woah.. Why is u so faq-n mahd brrrrew?" | Page 18 |
Goobie |
Demaro (Kill #: 11) |
Hit with a ball of strings | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "We just got here, but I'm really wishing we didn't..." | Page 19 |
Sheldon "Also wants to be MegaMan" Black |
Demaro (Kill #: 12) |
Sliced in half with strings | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "What?? He shouldn't have been done move his there arm like dat. How? Huh? HOW!!?" | Page 19 |
Four trolls |
Demaro (Kill #: 13-17) |
Exploded with strings | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | N/A | Page 20 |
- Deaths thus far: 170 (16 this chapter)
Chapter 22
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Troll |
Demaro & Dusk Hunter (Kill #: 18 / 1) |
Fed to Dusk Hunter | Eaten. Soul sucked in by Miladox, later released | "Help!" | Page 2 |
Expert Dick Sucker |
Demaro (Kill #: 19) |
Stabbed in the throat | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "I suck dick... I can suck a mean dick... Please don't kill me. I'm really good at sucking dick. I'll suck your dick if you let me go.. Your big beasty dick!" "Ugh.." |
Page 3 |
Three trolls |
Demaro (Kill #: 20-22) |
Exploded with strings | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | N/A | Page 4 |
Ginger Bread & Blue Bitch |
Demaro (Kill #: 23-24) |
Poisoned with vines | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "HOLY SHITTTT! AHHHHH" "Well shit..." |
Page 4 |
Two random people |
Unknown | Kept in Coyote's book, used as human shields and destroyed | N/A | Page 8 | |
Sneed & Master Queef |
Demaro & Coyote (Kill #: 25-26 / 1-2) |
Thrown in front of Demaro's attack by Coyote | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "I'm gonna miss Call of Duty most of all" -Sneed "...I'm sure it's no surprise of what game i prefer.. Gears of War of course!" -Master Queef |
Page 9 |
Jeff |
Demaro (Kill #: 27) |
Head ripped off by a vine | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "I will carry on your legacy.... My name is Jeff." | Page 9 |
(You) |
Demaro (Kill #: 28) |
Bisected with Demaro/Miladox's claw | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "..God damn it, why doesn't Lazerbot listen to me.. DERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!" | Page 10 |
Patreoll |
Demaro (Kill #: 29) |
Neck broken with a kick | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "Man! You've laid me out like I was Ronda Rousey.. Bam, K.O! There goes my fighting career.." | Page 13 |
Grapeface |
Demaro (Kill #: 30) |
Back slashed with his claw | Body and soul sucked in by Miladox. Released. | "...I'm ready, take me... Lord Shrek, take me home...... Shrek..." | Page 17 |
- Deaths thus far: 185 (15 this chapter)
Chapter 23
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
A Poppy Bros Jr. |
Miladox (Kill #: 2) |
Slashed to death | Soul eaten, later released. | "..What the eff man.. Where the doggy guy at?" | Page 3 |
Three Poppy Bros Jr. |
Miladox (Kill #: 3-5) |
Slashed to death | Souls eaten, later released | "HOLY SHIT!" | Page 4 |
A Goomba |
Miladox (Kill #: 6) |
Slashed to death | Soul eaten, later released. | "Oh hell no" | Page 11 |
- Deaths thus far: 190 (5 this chapter)
Chapter 24
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
"A lot of people" | Hulk (Kill #: ??) |
Claimed by Hulk to be slaiyed | ??? | ??? | Page 3 |
Eddy |
Troll King (Kill #: 6) |
Jaw broken, thrown at tree | Left in the jungle | "....Ahhhhhhh!!!..." | Page 6 |
A lizard |
Alex (Kill #: 1) |
Crushed to death | ??? | N/A | Page 7 |
Machick |
Elmer Fudd & Luigi (Kill #: 6) |
Burned to death with Luigi's fire | ??? | "Let, the fuck, go of me! You damn Denisovan! ...Shit!" | Page 11 |
Helgrim |
Hindo (Kill #: 1) |
Struck by demonic energy | ??? | "...We will meet again, in the afterlife... My Brother..." | Page 19 |
Hindo |
Coyote (Kill #: 4) |
Slammed through fortress roof | "Alive" in The Underworld | "..What the fuck is happening!?" | Page 22 |
Two random people |
Unknown | Put in morgue taken by Coyote | N/A | Page 23 | |
Heimerdinger |
Coyote & Garry (Kill #: 5) |
Burned to death with Magma Garry's corpse in rage | Revived later | "Garry, what's going on out there? ...Wait!! Garry, no!!" | Page 25 |
Captured specimen |
Eggman (Kill #: 1) |
Experimented on | Placed into "Unviable Objects" storage | N/A | Page 26 |
Pyro |
Eggman (Kill #: 2) |
Experimented on | ??? | N/A | Page 28 |
Sonichu |
Coyote (Kill #: 6) |
"Bomb inside body pierced with string lance and detonated" | ??? | "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!.." | Page 34 |
- Deaths thus far: 201 (11 this chapter)
Notes
- Previously did not count Hindo as a death until it was later confirmed in Chapter 25 that Coyote's attack had killed him and sent him to Hell
Chapter 25
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Patrick |
Saralite (Kill #: 1) |
Restrained and impaled through chest with spirit strings | At Hollow's End | "SPONGEBOB!! DON'T LET HER DO THIS!" | Page 10 |
Arthur's friends and family (excluding Pal and D.W) |
Troll Face's Group (Kill #: 8) |
Raped and killed | Unknown | "....I don't know who you are but back off!!.." (David) "..Guys, i have a really bad feeling...." (Binky) |
Page 14 |
Pal |
Troll Face (Kill # 3) |
Raped and killed | Unknown | "..........?" | Page 14 |
Boyfriend |
Hulk (Kill #: 1) |
Head crushed by boulder | Unknown | "Hey shithead! Beep boop, suck my dick, asshole!" | Page 28 |
- Deaths thus far: 212 (11 this chapter)
Chapter 25.5
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Sister Fister |
Minion (Kill #: 1) |
Shot by crossbow | Left in burning church | "..The Lord has given me the strength to stand strong against evil men, and the groundless threats that come from them! ..You must be held accountable for your wicked ways, and your wrong doings. Your soul will be judged by God, to be condemmed back to hell from which you came, demon!.." | Page 2 |
Al Sex |
Minion (Kill #: 2) |
Slashed by skeleton | Left in burning church | "...You wretched servant of Satan! I will have justice for the murders of Sister Fister and my brother Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol- -'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan!!" |
Page 3 |
Mrs No Kisses |
Minion (Kill #: 3) |
Shot by crossbow | Left in burning church | "Betrayal of the Church!! You both are exiled!!" | Page 4 |
Vinny the Piss |
Brogan (Kill #: 1) |
Head crushed by bat | Left in burning church | "....I'll find you, Maggie!.." | Page 6 |
Brian Damage |
Sinu (Kill #: 1) |
Raised into air and crushed by Sinu's powers | Left in burning church | "..Ok!... Ok!!... We've received your message, loud and clear!... Now, please leave our Church!... There need be no more killing this night!.." | Page 7 |
Bob of Booey |
Minion (Kill #: 4) |
Shot by crossbow | Left in burning church | N/A | Page 7 |
Radiant Tanner |
Either Chris Chin or Evangeline (Kill #: ??) |
Struck with molotov, burned to death | Left in burning church | !...Lord, please have mercy on our souls!..." "...AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!.." |
Page 7 |
Perky Jackson |
Tom (Kill #: 9) |
Head blasted off with shotgun | Left in Cocoa Jungle | "Ahhh .... Holy shit... fucking shit balls..." | Page 23 |
Jasper |
Tom (Kill #: 10) |
Blasted by shotgun | Left in Cocoa Jungle | "First my nose? Now my life? What more are you gonna take from me?" | Page 23 |
A hell hound |
Pori (Kill #: 1) |
Cleaved | Evaporated | N/A | Page 25 |
Kryzeal |
Pori (Kill #: 2) |
Cleaved | Evaporated | "Lend me your power, Lord Satan!!" | Page 26 |
Hogwart |
A hell hound (Kill #: 1) |
Spine ripped out | Left in Cocoa Jungle | "Watch out!! Behind you!!" | Page 28 |
Tom |
A hell hound (Kill #: 2) |
Decapitated | Left in Cocoa Jungle | "Guys!! Escape while I hold him down! You have to make things right! End this fucking curse!" | Page 29 |
- Deaths thus far: 225 (13 this chapter)
Chapter 26
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Troll 3 |
Spongebob (Kill #: 1) |
Shot in the face with a shuriken | ??? | That was some magician magic trick shit. Like, that dude flashed into some grass. Like woah. | Page 3 |
Troll 2 |
Male driver (Kill #: 1) |
Hit by a car | ??? | What the fuck!!! He's dead!! Ahhhhh!! | Page 4 |
Troll 1 |
Spongebob (Kill #: 2) |
Slashed in half with a katana | ??? | I don't know who that is!! this is not fair..it's unjustified.. | Page 4 |
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination At least 12 trolls |
The Troll Slaiyers (Kill #: 1-12) |
Unknown, mutilated | Left mutilated in the jungle | N/A | Page 10 |
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination At least 7 trolls |
The Troll Slaiyers (Kill #: 13-19) |
Unknown, mutilated | Left mutilated in the jungle | N/A | Page 10 |
Two toads |
Mario (Kill #: 4-5) |
Stabbed with their own spears | ??? | N/A | Page 14 |
Wanda Bread |
Hulk (Kill #: 2) |
Head smashed with bare hands | ??? | Yes!! Yes!! YES!! | Page 18 |
3 trolls |
The Troll Slaiyers (Kill #: 20-22) |
Unknown | Left in the jungle | N/A | Page 23 |
Rabbit |
Sonic (Kill #: 4) |
Broken neck | Prepared for jerky and eaten | N/A | Page 27 |
Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination Panther |
Tails (Kill #: 1) |
Blown up by rocket | Body pieces left in jungle | N/A | Page 28 |
- Deaths thus far: 255 (30 this chapter)
Chapter 27
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
FabGhettoZuko |
Wilson (Kill #: 1) |
Neck snapped | Cocked and eaten by Wilson and Willow | woah hey! Easy on the neck buddy I just- | Page 14 |
Nicky |
Satanists (Kill #: 3) |
Unknown, scars on back | Unknown | I love you too.. | Page 15 |
Barley |
Minion (Kill #: 5) |
Shot through head | Unknown | "KZZT...What's going on--?" | Page 22 |
Byron |
Minion (Kill #: 6) |
Cleaved by axe | Unknown | "Who are you--? Why are you doing this?!" | Page 23 |
Gale |
Sinu (Kill #: 2) |
Speared through head | Unknown | "What the'--?" | Page 24 |
Colette |
Minion (Kill #: 7) |
Stabbed through chest | Unknown | "I bet it's gonna be a boy!" | Page 25 |
Buzz |
Minion (Kill #: 8) |
Exploded | Unknown | "...I couldn't save her. She's gone." | Page 26 |
Jessie |
Minion (Kill #: 9) |
Exploded | Unknown | "Colette..." | Page 26 |
Sprout |
Sinu (Kill #: 3) |
Impaled by Neutral Strings | Unknown | "Frank was a doctor?" | Page 26 |
Brock |
Sinu (Kill #: 4) |
Impaled by Neutral Strings | Unknown | "Let's dance, jackass!" | Page 26 |
Penny |
Minion (Kill #: 10) |
Shot by own cannon | Unknown | "You're gonna pay for that, bastard!" | Page 26 |
Stu |
Minion (Kill #: 11) |
Mobbed and hacked apart by skeletons | Unknown | "It'll ta-ta-take more than that to take down the Spec-Spec-Spectacular--!" | Page 26 |
Spike (Brawl Stars) |
Minion (Kill #: 12) |
Sliced to pieces by skeletons | Unknown | N/A | Page 26 |
Lou |
Minion (Kill #: 13) |
Melted/burned alive by skeletons | Unknown | "Poko is taking care of him. He's in good hands, trust me." | Page 26 |
Piper and her unborn child |
Sinu (Kill #: 5 & 6) |
Gutted by sword | Given funeral, presumably buried | "There must be a special place in hell for dirtbags like you. | Page 26 |
- Deaths thus far: 271 (16 this chapter)
Notes
- For now, Pam is excluded since her situation is ambiguous as Colt mentions that she had hosted a cookout in the recent past.
Chapter 27.5
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
At least 5 people |
The Troll Slaiyers (Kill #: 23-27) |
Unknown | Skulls | N/a | Page 2 |
Teemo |
Shadow (Kill #: 20) |
Shot multiple times | Revived | "Ok? I'm still confused. Are you trolling me man?" | Page 3 |
7 additional Pipeline corpses |
The Defenders (Kill #: 34-40) |
Unknown | Burnt by Shadow | N/a | Page 6 |
6 people |
Unknown | Bodies sliced | ??? | "We finally made it. We're hair ya'll. We done made it at thuh gospel mill camp!" -Diana "Aye! My planks and hooks enjoy it like the open sea. I enjoy me booty Arg!" -Warren "You youngster don't know shit about ball busting. Or dick busting. Back in the war I got my dick blown off by a Cyclone back in 91, it was like nothing you've ever seen! Now get the fuck off my lawn you damn hooligan." -Steven |
Page 14 |
Bear |
Tails (Kill #: 2) |
Used dark powers to destroy heart | ??? | "What is this?... Did he transform into something else? This fox is stronger than I thought." | Page 19 |
Trix Rabbit |
Shadow (Kill #: 21) |
Slit throat | ??? | "I already sold the nerdy one for some crack! You don't have many friends left. Stop wasting time! Stop yelling at me! No!? You!! Crack!!" | Page 23 |
- Deaths thus far: 292 (21 this chapter)
Chapter 28
Character(s) killed | Killer | Method | Corpse status | Last words / Most recent dialogue | Page |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Woodstock |
Shadow (Kill #: 22) |
Blasted to oblivion | Dust | "Fuck." | Page 31 |
Batman |
Shadow (Kill #: 23) |
Blasted to oblivion | Dust | "My arm. Damn it." | Page 31 |
Skeeter |
Shadow (Kill #: 24) |
Blasted to oblivion | Dust | "Cheeto Man will kill you if you run." | Page 31 |
TJ |
Shadow (Kill #: 25) |
Cruched by rubble | Nothing but a head. | "W-what the fuck was that?" | Page 31 |
- Deaths thus far: 296 (4 this chapter)
Notes
- For now, Cheeto Man, Doug and Dexter will be excluded due to the possibility that they are still alive.
Body Counts
Character/Group | Count | Notability | Deadliest member | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|
The Troll Slaiyers |
27 (+29) | Deadliest group. | Shadow |
May be larger depending on amount of trolls killed in the troll camps. Kill sum does not count past members like Rob and Silver. |
Satanists |
3 (+51) | Second deadliest group. | Demaro |
May be larger depending on backstory, kill sum includes kills by demons like the hell hounds. Does not count Miladox' kills. |
The Defenders |
40 (+4) | Batman & Pori |
May be larger depending on size of the pipeline and backstory. | |
Demaro |
30 | Deadliest character in the entire series. | Potential +1 if Garry's android is counted. | |
The Trolls |
3 (+23) | Total sum does not include Luigi's kills. | Troll King |
|
Shadow |
25 | Second deadliest character in the entire series. | May be larger depending on population of the village destroyed. | |
Sylvester |
15 | Second deadliest neutral in the series behind Demaro. | ||
Minion |
13 | |||
Troll Face's Group |
8 (+3) | Troll Face |
||
Tom |
10 | |||
Silver |
9 | May be larger depending on exact number of trolls captured in the cage. | ||
Christians |
4 (+2) | Father Bartholomew |
||
Elmer Fudd |
6 | |||
Miladox |
6 | |||
Troll King |
6 | Deadliest of all trolls. | May be larger based on number of Dragonborn slain and half of Alferd's population that were killed. | |
Coyote |
6 | |||
Sinu |
6 | |||
Mario |
5 | |||
Sonic |
4 | |||
Luigi |
3 | Only counting his own kills done alive. | ||
Troll Face |
3 | |||
Hell Hounds |
2 (+0) | A hell hound |
||
Eggman |
2 | May be larger depending on number of experiments. | ||
Batman |
2 | Deadliest defender alongside Pori. | May be larger depending on authenticity of his backstory as well as the exact number of his "loved ones" that he claimed to kill. | |
Hulk |
2 | |||
Spongebob |
2 | |||
Rob |
2 | |||
Bowser |
2 | |||
Jacko the Troll |
2 | |||
Pori |
2 | Deadliest defender alongside Batman. | ||
Father Bartholomew |
2 | Deadliest christian. | ||
Tails |
2 | |||
Hindo |
1 | May be larger depending on whether or not he had a hand in wiping out the Dragonborn. | ||
Alex |
1 | |||
Man in the Ice |
1 | |||
Chinese John |
1 | |||
Porky |
1 | Suicide. | ||
Doug Walken |
1 | Suicide. | ||
Slick Pete |
1 | Suicide. | ||
Saralite |
1 | |||
Brogan |
1 | |||
Wilson |
1 | |||
Blaze |
? | Dependent on number of trolls in cage (and assumes she stabbed one cage to death as Silver did one). | ||
Vivian |
? | Dependent on number of trolls she killed after being trolled. |