Tails Gets Gay: The Dickfenders
|Tails Gets Gay: The Dickfenders|
|Pages||September 7, 2013|
|Previous chapter||Tails Gets Gay|
|Next chapter||Bugs & Daffys Story|
Published on September 7th, 2013, Tails Gets Gay: The Dickfenders was a follow-up to the previous mini-series.
Tails is seen at the Defender's base alongside Knuckles, Doug, Spyro, Cheeto Man smoking their gay weed. While Tails smokes on a dick bong, Knuckle suggests giving Tails a make over. Doug states the the group needs supplies to make Tails over and that they can get them from his "super dooper awesome" friend. Skat and Fluttershy also appear to lend a hand with Tails' makeover.
Meanwhile, Ronald and Kermit are seen together. Kermit prepares to use the vivid bond on Ronald as (apparent) punishment for Ronald licking Tails face earlier. They hold hands and concentrate, and Ronald is taken to a happy place with clouds and rainbows where he meets with Barney and Blues. Together they frolic off into the distance to meet the Teletubbies so that they can play together. In the real world, Kermit gets concerned over losing connection with Ronald and being unable to see into his dreams. Ronald laughs manically as Kermit expresses jealousy over his happiness.
The scene moves over to Mario and his companions (consisting of E. Gadd, Toadsworth, and other Toads). E. Gadd finishes preparing a special star that causes the user to sparkle brightly, which Mario plans to use to win against Troll King in an upcoming beauty paegent. A Toad runs in warning Mario of someone attempting to steal a "hankie chiff" who is revealed to be Pori. Pori states that he is not attempting to steal anything but rather, he notifies Mario that Shadow will be competing in the beauty pageant as well.
Soon after, Troll King is seen with his bird Travous. He asks Travous to wax his ballsack, while at the same time, Troll King shoves anal beads up Travous' anus. Travous talks dirty back to Troll King as the beads are rammed up his bird ass, pleasuring the King, who had not felt this wanted since the Middle Ages with his old husband. Meanwhile, Alex watches from the distance, disappointed over not being able to join them as he focuses on spying on them in order to learn the Words of Life to assist him in winning the upcoming beauty pageant. Back to Troll King, the blue troll who had been decapitated by the King in the main series offers Troll King a cookie. Troll King accepts and pops his head off to pull it out of his neck pussy while Travous suggests eating it out of his ass for pleasure.
Lastly, the scene moves back to Tails who had finished his make over. His extra fabulous appearance stuns the other Dickfenders. Everyone than gathers to hold hands as the ghost of Garry reappears to rage at the others.
Tails Gets Gay: The Dickfenders, in contrast to Tails Gets Gay was made not to spite a certain group but simply because, according to Lazerbot, he was asked to by fans and delivered.