Chapter 26: Anguish

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Chapter 26: Anguish
Release dates
Cover date	August 3rd, 2022
Page date	August 24th, 2022
Link	Chapter 26
Script	Script
Information
Character debuts	Narrateur
Other chapters
Previous chapter	Wicked Influence
Next chapter	Shadow's Nightmare

Chapter 26: Anguish is the 26th chapter of Tails Gets Trolled.

Summary

Pori smiling.

The chapter opens with a brief interlude to the most recent episode of Dragon Ball Z, where the Hell Hound is shown preparing to finish off a young, defenseless Rob. Tom, injured nearby, pleads for the Hell Hound to spare Rob but is ignored. He then throws himself onto the Hell Hound and orders Silver to use his special beam cannon to finish off the both of them.

In the main universe, the family of the late Hogwart is shown suffering within their home, wondering where Hogwart himself has gone. The scene then moves to The Narrorator leaving the Water Park. He begins wandering around West Troll City. He is depressed over the loss of his role as the comic's narrorator and is eventually stopped by a group of trolls who begin to troll him. Having heard enough, the Narrorator silently walks onto the middle of the street and stands before the headlights of an oncoming truck, ready to end his own life. He is then saved by a yellow blur, revealed to be Spongebob. Spongebob murders two of the trolls harrassing The Narrorator and questions the remaining one about the whereabouts of Squidward.

The troll claims to know nothing about Squidward and is then cut down by Spongebob. The Narrorator then begins to talk to Spongebob as he begins to walk off. Spongebob has a brief flashback to when he revisted Saralite, asking if there is a possibility of freeing Patrick's soul. Saralite then says she is willing to free Patrick's soul, but only if she receives a soul of equal value. In the present, The Narrorator begins to badger Spongebob, begging to come along on his journey. Spongebob ignores him until the Narrorator offers to guide him through West Troll City, stating that he knows the place like the back of his ballsack. Spongebob agrees and the newly formed allies begin to explore.

Meanwhile, within Coyote's book, Coyote awakens and finds himself in the purple realm, inches away from Demaro. He begins to ponder the recent events he has gone through, realizing that the figure who had offered him power previously was Satan and empathizes with Demaro's situation, noting himself to be alike with him. The ghost of Garry then intrudes, and begins to irritate Coyote. After some banter, Coyote moves away from Garry and towards a nearby tree where he begins to meditate.

The scene then moves to Knuckles, who is seen wandering around Cocoa Jungle high as shit and dazed. With his newly acquired bong from an unknown location, he begins to smoke more weed and remembers what his actual mission is, which is to find Shadow. Knuckles then moves and locates a ruined troll camp and is taken aback when he sees the corpses of many trolls lying about. He moves closer into the camp, calling for Shadow, but is knocked unconscious by one of Teemo's poisonous mushrooms.

Trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom

Meanwhile, having left his outpost, Mario is seen riding Yoshi back to the Mushroom Kingdom. On the way back he runs into Daisy who asks about Luigi's whereabouts. Unable to tell the truth about what happened, Mario forces a smile and says they went they're separate ways before leaving. Mario, now at Peach's Castle, is greeted by the Toad guards who escort him to the princess' chambers, warning him that things have not been well while he was away.

Upon entering Peach's room, she immediately reaches out and grabs Mario by his overalls, demanding to know what had happened while he was away. Mario confirms Luigi's death to Peach, causing her to cry. Mario also confirms that Troll King had killed Luigi, angering Peach as she states that their treaty with Troll City may be in danger because of his reckless actions. Peach then begs Mario to stop his war against the trolls for the sake of the Mushroom Kingdom and kisses him on the forehead.

However, Mario is angered as he states that giving up will only put Luigi's death in vain. Peach and Mario argue with one another, with Peach stating that a war will only lead to many more people dying. In his anger, Mario calls Peach a whore which causes Peach to admit to having sexual relations with Bowser and Donkey Kong while he was away, shocking Mario. Mario, furious, moves towards Peach and slaps her in the face. Peach then summons her guards to arrest Mario for assault, and moments later, Toads armed with spears enter her chambers. Mario flees in a panic, accidentally murdering a Toad in self defense as they charge him. As he stops in a corridor, additional Toads, unaware of what had transpired between Mario and the princess, appear. Mario asks the Toads to follow him to an area outside the castle, where he explains the truth to them. He asks the Toads to believe in his plan to defeat the Trolls, and is touched to see that the Toads still support him when he asks for them to work with him. After chugging down another bottle of beer, Mario makes his way to a bar and purchases drugs from Tony the Tiger, and sits in a bathroom alone as he shoots up.

Wanda Bread approaches Hulk.

Meanwhile, Hulk is seen once again attempting to return to the Troll Slaiyers after purchasing Wonder Bread from a local Walmart. On his way back, Hulk is stalked by Wanda Bread who is seen creepily fantasizing over Hulk from the cover of trees. Hulk, hearing noises in the distance, calls out for her to reveal herself. After crawling out from the bushes and scurrying towards Hulk, Wanda Bread shows herself and begins to lust over Hulk in front of him. She states that she had violated Hulk in his sleep on multiple occasions, disturbing him greatly. Unamused, Hulk raises his arms and claps them on Wanda's head, killing her in a gory mess. Hulk then picks up his bread and makes his way to a rock, where he pulls out some jam from a bush to enjoy his meal at last.

Trivia

• This is the first chapter to not have a square shaped cover, but rather a vertical rectangle shape.